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在這所動物學校裡，連走廊糾察隊的成員都很特別！Zeke 和 Daniel 剛被袋熊校長任命為走廊糾察員，巧合的是，他們都是巨蜥，而學校裡唯一的另一隻巨蜥 Alicia，也擔任相同職務。三個夥伴必須想辦法維持校園秩序，面對驕傲的獅子、精力旺盛的海豹，以及整天悠哉度日的貓熊。最麻煩的是 Pelicarnassus，這隻自命不凡的巨大鵜鶘，父親竟是惡名昭彰的超級反派，還莫名其妙地處處找巨蜥們的麻煩。幸好，他們結識了一隻失明卻十分勇猛的紅尾鵟，準備一起面對接踵而來的校園危機。本書由多次獲獎的作家 Patrick Ness 創作，入圍2026年卡內基寫作獎，以幽默荒誕的情節描寫友誼與團隊合作。● 入圍2026年卡內基寫作獎，出自多次獲獎作家 Patrick Ness ● 充滿個性的動物校園故事，從巨蜥糾察隊到反派之子，角色鮮明有趣 ● 融合幽默、冒險與友誼，描寫一群意想不到的夥伴如何合作解決麻煩A brilliantly funny animal school adventure about a mismatched group of friends from master storyteller and multi-award-winning author Patrick Ness.SHORTLISTED FOR THE CARNEGIE MEDAL FOR WRITING 2026."Hilarious, bonkers, brilliant!" – Katie TsangZeke and Daniel have just been made hall monitors by Principal Wombat. This has nothing to do with the fact that they are monitor lizards. And never mind the fact Alicia, the only other monitor lizard in the school, is also a hall monitor.Somehow, the three hall monitors must impose order on arrogant lions, excitable seals and super-relaxed pandas. And w

動物學校又有新麻煩了！這次，Zeke 發現身邊的一切都變得不太對勁。Daniel 戴著一頂鮭魚色的帽子出現在校車站，讓 Zeke 大吃一驚。帽子不是只有鳥類才會戴嗎？接著，學校竟然來了一位魚類轉學生，還多了一名神祕的輔導老師。更奇怪的是，朋友們似乎都不想理他，就連過去處處作對的死對頭，也突然對他失去興趣。正當 Zeke 搞不清楚發生什麼事時，竟有人用「死亡射線」把他的房子融化，而且還連續發生兩次！究竟是誰在背後搗亂？本書是多次獲獎作家 Patrick Ness 創作的 Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody 系列第二集，延續前作荒誕幽默的風格，帶來更多出乎意料的校園事件。● Patrick Ness 幽默動物校園系列第二集，延續巨蜥 Zeke 的古怪冒險 ● 魚類轉學生、神祕輔導老師與死亡射線，接連出現令人意外的事件 ● 結合校園生活、友誼與懸疑情節，在笑鬧中尋找幕後搗亂的人The second book in the absurdly funny Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody series by multi-award-winning author Patrick Ness.When Daniel arrives at the school bus stop sporting a salmon-coloured hat, Zeke is shocked. Don’t only birds wear hats?As if this isn’t strange enough, the school suddenly has a new student – a fish of all things – and a mysterious new Guidance Counsellor.Meanwhile, Zeke’s friends seem to have ditched him, and even his old nemesis won't give him the time of day.So when somebody melts his house with the Death Ray of Death – twice – Zeke has had enough.Just who is sabotaging h

A poignant and moving LGBTQ+ story that explores sexuality and masculinity with a touch of humour, by twice Carnegie Medal-winner and bestselling author Patrick Ness.Ant Stevenson has many questions, like when did he stop being a virgin? Are there degrees of virginity? And is it different for boys? Especially for boys who like boys? Ant tries to figure out the answers to his questions as he balances his relationships with three very different boys: Charlie, who is both virulently homophobic and yet close friends with Ant; Jack, whose camp behaviour makes him the target of Charlie's rage; and finally Freddie, who just wants Ant to try out for the rugby team. From the bestselling author of the Chaos Walking trilogy comes a timely and important story about inclusivity, prejudice and friendship.