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The long-awaited follow-up to Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills's smash hit Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau. Hey kid, do you wanna get rich? I'm talking real rich, real quick. It's easy, and to do it, all the info you need is contained within this book. Keep reading. Listen, my name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I'm the author of this book as well as many other better books that you may not have heard of. But this one is fine, I suppose-especially if you want to one day own a yacht. This is a story about three idiot wannabe detectives: J.J. and Valentine Watts and their new friend Trudi de la Rosa. Again, they're idiots, but in a fun way where they go on adventures and occasionally use swear words. In this book, they're riding a train on official Ghost Hunters Adventure Club business when an old friend from the past shows up to ruin everything. It's up to our three young adventurers to solve the mystery of the Express Train to Nowhere before they're locked away

Listen up y'all. Bernie Mac is back, and this here is his page-a-day prescription for a better life and career. You wanna be successful, don't ya? All you gotta do is read one page a day. So come on, let's start your edumacation right now. Are y'all ready to get yourself together? It's time for you to start livin' your best life, and all you gotta do is read one got-d*mn page a day. You think you can handle that? Sure you can. You can do anything you wanna do, but you never gonna hit a home run if you ain't steppin' up to the plate. You got yourself a dream? You got a vision? There ain't no sugarcoatin' it. The only one who's gonna make it happen is you, but this book is gonna help. It's alright-we all need a little help once in a while. I Don't Care if You Like Me, I Like Me is 365 days of Bernie Mac tellin' it like it T-I-Iz. You gonna be gettin' some of his best advice, his personal stories showin' y'all that what he's tellin' you works, and some commentary from Rhonda 'cu