'[A] smart, funny and deftly executed page turner' GUARDIAN'Sinister and hilarious. Great fun' SUN'Dark, witty . .. had me racing for the end' JANICE HALLETT'Extraordinarily fun and oh-so-gripping' i PAPER'Funny, and so very, very clever . .. the most fun I've had reading a book in a long time ' M. W.CRAVEN'Wonderful' IAN MOORE______________A hilarious and whip-smart crime novel by the multimillion-copy bestselling author of the Horrible Histories. The perfect mystery for fans of Anthony Horowitz, Richard Osman and Janice Hallett.Four strangers on a train. An unlikely introduction:'Actually, I'm a murderer.'It is 1973 and the lives of four people are thrown into turmoil when sharing a carriage with an unremarkable little man with glasses, on the night train back to Newcastle.By the end of the following day, one of them will be dead, one will turn blackmailer and another forced to commit a crime.And all of them will be under the astute observation of Aline, the local police officer with
