The Official Redneck Alphabet

If you're not laughing by the end of this book... well, you're probably slower than molasses on a cold day, or maybe you're just as sharp as a cue ball. But the rest of us will find plenty of guffaws in this side-splitting ABC, which takes comic aim at the redneck lifestyle. It's got 26 letters (yes, that's how many there are) worth of fun, all illustrated with hilarious cartoons of rednecks and their more refined dogs. G is for Grandmother (who's also your aunt and your sister). And V is for Velvet Elvis, the painting that probably hangs in your trailer. And because we know how difficult the alphabet can be for those rednecks, the book includes extra examples of many letters.

Ralph Masiello has illustrated many books, including THE ICKY BUG COUNTING BOOK, THE FLAG WE LOVE, and his popular drawing series. He lives near Boston. Stepanie Brockway grew up in Massena, New York, a small town on the Canadian border that often wins the distinction of being the coldest spot in the US. She is a magazine art director, a job that inspired her reverence for the marriage of beautifully crafted words and pictures. Stephanie lives in West Brookfield, Massachusetts.