William Shakespeare Rewritten by You ― Rewording His Best Scenes

Rewrite the bard’s words for irreverent fun and literary laughs

Shakespeare thought it should be ?light” through the window and Juliet is the ?sun.” But what did he know? A few blind word replacements and everyone is laughing over such ad-libs as, ?What fart through yonder window breaks? It is the poop, and Juliet is the cow.” By answering a series of questions, you can rewrite the most famous scenes ever penned, tearing asunder immortal words in merry pursuit of amusement. All the world’s a game and all the bard’s dramas and sonnets mere playthings for such outcomes as, ?Alas, poor Bob! I spanked him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite wang of most excellent flatulence.” A great way to share some laughs or have fun while discovering Shakespeare, this book’s page after page of silly literary games makes an ideal gift.

As a former book editor, Joelle Herr wrote countless author bios with relative ease, yet she finds the task of writing one for herself near impossible. When she’s not committing various sacrilegious acts with the works of Dickens, Twain, Joyce, Shakespeare and other greats, she works at a monthly book review publication in Nashville, where she lives with her pet menagerie consisting of two pooches and a very cranky kitty.