It's All Your Fault

Up until forty-eight hours ago, Caitlin had never:

Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public at the top of her lungs, kidnapped anyone or --- WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?

Now she's in jail and has no idea what to tell:

The police, her parents, the mayor, all of those camera crews and everyone on Twitter.

She has just noticed that:

Her nose is pierced and -- WAIT? IS THAT A TATTOO?

She blames one person for the entire insane weekend:

Her famous cousin.

Who is also her former best friend.

Who she has HATED for the past four years.

Who she also might miss like crazy.

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HELLER HARRIGAN!!!!

Paul Rudnick is a novelist, playwright, and screenwriter. His screenplays includeAddams Family Values and In&Out, and he's written for Vogue,Entertainment Weekly, Vanity Fair, and the New Yorker. His plays have been produced both on and off Broadway and around the world and includeI Hate Hamlet and Jeffrey. His first young adult novel was Gorgeous, which Libba Bray for theNew York Times called "a wicked good time." Under the pen name Libby Gelman-Waxner, he is also the world's most beloved and irresponsible film critic. Paul lives in New York City.