You Are a Complete Disappointment ─ A Triumphant Memoir of Failed Expectations

“You are a complete disappointment.” On his deathbed, Mike Edison's father gasped those words to his son—and that was just the beginning of his devastating salvo. For anyone who has ever suffered from parental bullying, this often-hilarious yet intensely heartbreaking memoir from the former High Times publisher will provide both solace and laughter. It begins with a child's hunger for love and acceptance and continues through years of withering criticism, perverse expectations, and unfounded competition from a father who couldn't tolerate his son's happiness and libertine spirit. In the end, the author unravels a relationship that could never be fixed—but perhaps didn't need to be. In the spirit of Augusten Burroughs by way of Jeannette Walls, Edison's memoir is a candid, devastating, and deeply funny read.

Mike Edison, a well-known musician, storyteller, and radio host on the Heritage Radio Network, is the former editor and publisher ofHigh Times magazine, and has contributed to numerous magazines and websites, includingHuffington Post, the Daily Beast, the New York Observer, Spin,Interview, and New York Press. He has worked as a foreign correspondent forHustler, and was a high-paid gun-for-hire of the legendary Penthouse letters. His books include the celebrated memoirI Have Fun Everywhere I Go (Farrar, Straus & Giroux) and the sprawling social history of sex on the newsstand,Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! (Soft Skull Press). More recently he collaborated with Joe Bastianich on hisNew York Times bestselling memoir, Restaurant Man (Viking) of which writer Bret Easton Ellis has said, “The directness and energy have a cinematic rush . . . not a single boring sentence.” His newest collaboration,The Carnivore’s Manifesto (with Slow Food USA founder Patrick Martins), was released in June 2014 by Little, Brown. Edison lives in New York, NY.