Squeeze Me

Now in paperback, the hilarious New York Times bestselling novel of social and political intrigue among the glamorous geriatrics along Florida's Gold Coast.

At the height of Palm Beach's charity ball season, Kiki Pew, a prominent member of the geriatric high-society, suddenly vanishes during a swank gala. Kiki was a founding member of the POTUSSIES, a group of women dedicated to supporting the president, who spends half the year just down the road at the "Winter White House." Meanwhile, Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, is called to the island to deal with a monster-sized Burmese python who has taken residency up in a tree. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, the president immediately declares that Kiki was the victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth, which now lies in the middle of the highway, where a bizarre discovery brings the First Lady's motorcade to a grinding halt. . . . Irreverent, ingenious, and uproariously entertaining, Squeeze Me perfectly captures the absurdity of our times.