And the Cow Jumped Over the Blue Moon

"The wildest space odyssey since Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

"Sci-fi and humor collide in the craziest, most entertaining way imaginable."

"Not just funny. It's also strangely meaningful!"

Help! My name is Dylan Callens, the author of this space-opera-gone-wrong. While trying to write a funny little tale, the dysfunctional idiot of a narrator, Bo Cowlien, has stuffed me away in an alternate universe. Now, no one is around to protect the integrity of my "incredible" storytelling.

I feel sorry for the crew of the Blue Moon; they are the ones that have to deal with Bo's growing insanity. They don't know about the drama that goes on behind the scenes. All I can do is hope that one of them figures it out before it's too late...