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You're Not a Real Dog Owner Until...
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ISBN13：9781524892357
出版社：ANDREWS & MCMEEL
作者：Scott Dooley
出版日：2025/04/29
裝訂：精裝
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商品簡介
The perfect, hilarious, must-have gift book for dog lovers everywhere. Are you a real dog owner? This book will help you find out! This book presents a delightful collection of observations about having a dog from award-winning comedian/cartoonist duo Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield. These hilarious cartoons pair New Yorker-style illustrations with relatable details about having a dog. For example, you're not a dog owner until...
- You have to nix the word "walk" from your vocabulary as if it holds dark magical powers.
- There are dog park friends who you only know by their dog's name.
- You've had to mediate a cease-fire between your dog and the Roomba.
- Your dog has "protected you loudly" from thousands of "potential intruders" who've dared to walk past your front door (Most often during Zoom calls).
- Your dog eats a healthier, more balanced and nutrient-rich diet than you have ever eaten in your life.
- You have a voice you only use with your dog
- You also have a voice for your dog.
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