No Self, No God, No Clue: David Hume and the Joy of Destroying Everything

No Self, No God, No Clue: David Hume and the Joy of Destroying Everything is your ruthlessly sarcastic crash course in the philosophy of David Hume-history's most cheerful intellectual arsonist.

This is the man who read 2,000 years of human thought and said, "You don't actually know anything, your morality is just feelings, causality is a lie, and you don't exist. Have a great day."

In this wildly bitter, hysterically sharp takedown of Enlightenment optimism, Sophia Blackwell (author of I Think, Therefore I'm Wrong and Why Did That Happen?) guides you through:

• Hume's obsession with impressions and ideas (aka "Your brain is faking it")
• His complete annihilation of cause and effect ("Just because the sun rose yesterday...")
• The revelation that you have no self, just a slideshow of mood swings
• His polite-but-lethal evisceration of religion, miracles, and divine nonsense
• Why ethics is just your emotional nausea dressed up as virtue
• And how Hume managed to ruin the entire Enlightenment without raising his voice once

This isn't a neutral analysis. It's a guided philosophical breakdown from a man who spent his life replacing reason with raised eyebrows. Whether you're a philosophy student, a recovering rationalist, or just someone who enjoys watching belief systems implode in real time, this book will have you laughing, spiraling, and rethinking reality-sometimes simultaneously.

Read it. Doubt everything. Try not to cry.