Bad Burgers

Welcome to Burgerland - where fast food fights back!

In a world where cheese flows like rivers, ketchup rains from the sky (on Tuesdays), and fries dream of world domination, one burger must rise to stop the madness. When a mysterious mayo incident shatters the fragile peace between the Mighty Cheeseburgers and the Bold Chicken Burgers, Burgerland erupts into all-out war. With ketchup cannons, cheese frisbees, and mustard bombs flying across the battlefield, it looks like peace is off the menu for good.

But the burgers aren't the only ones fighting for power. The Fries have had enough. Always the side dish, never the main event, they're done being overlooked and have launched a full-scale rebellion. Meanwhile, the pickles are plotting an uprising, a haunted drive-thru is taking ghostly orders, and a secret menu is threatening to rewrite history itself.

With flying food battles, secret sauce conspiracies, and a cast of characters more absurd than an all-you-can-eat buffet, Bad Burgers is a laugh-out-loud adventure that blends comedy, action, and fast-paced storytelling. Packed with hilarious twists, ridiculous rivalries, and a world where food comes alive, this is the perfect read for fans of Dog Man, The 13-Storey Treehouse, and The Bad Guys.

✔ Fast-paced, easy-to-read storytelling - Perfect for reluctant readers and those who love high-energy, laugh-out-loud adventures.
✔ Hilarious and original world-building - A fully developed food kingdom with its own laws, wars, and absurd traditions.
✔ Filled with action, battles, and food-based mayhem - Ketchup-splattered betrayals, fry-led rebellions, and a haunted drive-thru mystery keep the story moving at top speed.
✔ Perfect for kids aged 9-11 - Witty, playful humour that both kids and parents will enjoy.

The Great Burger Wars - A cheese-related crime sparks the ultimate fast-food feud.
The Fry Rebellion - Fries are tired of playing second fiddle... and they're fighting back.
The Pickle Uprising - Cast aside for too long, the pickles are demanding respect - and they're not taking no for an answer.
Poetry, short stories, and epic battles - A unique mix of storytelling and poetry, packed with laughs, action, and a surprising amount of sauce-based warfare.

If you're looking for a hilariously original book that keeps kids reading, laughing, and asking for seconds, Bad Burgers is the perfect addition to your bookshelf.