The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science

★紐約時報排行榜冠軍！
★出自《Saturday Night Live》喜劇演員 Kate McKinnon 的首部中階小說！
★這本小說是Kate McKinnon獻給所有覺得自己與眾不同的孩子，也是她童年特立獨行經歷的延伸。

三姊妹 Gertrude、Eugenia 和 Dee-Dee Porch，在拘謹古怪的 Antiquarium 鎮總是格格不入。她們不愛禮儀、不愛規矩，只對科學充滿熱情。被逐出最後一所願意收留她們的淑女學校後，本以為命運已定，卻意外收到一封神秘邀請函，一同前往新學校-Millicent Quibb ！

然而這可不是普通的學校，校長是一位頭髮裡住著蟲子的瘋狂科學家...學生主任是一隻寄居蟹！？吃披薩是會致命的！？校車司機居然是一隻倉鼠！？

在這裡，她們將展開最瘋狂的冒險，並肩對抗一群邪惡瘋狂科學家的陰謀，守護她們的小鎮。這是一個關於 幽默、怪誕與自我接納 的成長故事——

適合喜愛幽默冒險、腦洞大開的中級讀者，或想要一起朗讀分享的親子共讀時光！

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From beloved Saturday Night Live legend Kate McKinnon comes a madcap adventure about three sisters, a ravenous worm, and a mysterious mad scientist!

So, you want to be a young mad scientist. Congratulations! Admitting it is the first step. The second step is reading the (definitely true) tale of the Porch sisters...

Gertrude, Eugenia, and Dee-Dee Porch do not belong. They don't belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium, where all girls have to go to etiquette school and the only dog allowed is the bichon frise. They don't belong with their adoptive family, where all their cousins are named Lavinia and their Aunt has more brooches than books. And they certainly don't belong at Mrs. Wintermacher's etiquette school--they're far more interested in science. After getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them, the girls expect to be sent away for good... until they receive a mysterious invitation to new school.

Suddenly the girls are under the tutelage of the infamous Millicent Quibb--a mad scientist with worms in her hair and oysters in her bathtub. At 231 Mysterium Way, the pizza is fatal, the bus is powered by Gerbils, and the Dean of Students is a hermit crab. Dangerous? Yes! More fun than they've ever had? Absolutely! But when the sisters are asked to save their town from an evil cabal of nefarious mad scientists, they must learn to embrace what has always made them stand out, and determine what side they're on--before it's too late!