The beautiful game turns ugly, when a
star is tragically snuffed out.
As it dawns on Royal Poplars FC
the public pressure starts to mount.
Dr. Karl Cougar the researcher enters,
onto the field to unearth the truth.
The game is afoot, the match is now on,
for our scientific sleuth.
His journey reveals funny twists and turns
within the footballing world.
On a journey to the solution, the past,
no matter the cost, must be revealed.
What happens when you combine association football, a murder mystery, a scientist detective and jam filled shortbread biscuits with strong Yorkshire tea in rhyming poetry that has vague aspirations of iambic pentameter? You get a ripping yarn with a rhyming conundrum to solve. Hold onto to your boots, folks! This is going to get messy! (Pardon the pun.)