New Baby, No Manual?: A Humorous, Honest, and Relatable Guide to Surviving Newborn Life, Postpartum Recovery, Sleep Deprivation, Breastfeeding, Identi

You've read the baby books, stocked the freezer, assembled the stroller with military precision-and still, nothing prepared you for this. The cluster feeds. The hormone crashes. The "I love this baby but also kind of want to scream into a pillow" moments. Sound familiar? You're not broken. You're just in the thick of it-and this book gets you.

"New Baby, No Manual?" is the parenting guide no one handed you at discharge-because it's too honest, too hilarious, and too real for the standard hospital welcome packet.

Inside, you'll find:

✦ Raw, unfiltered stories from the motherhood trenches (yes, the embarrassing ones)

✦ Sanity-saving tips for sleep deprivation, relationship tension, identity crises, and more

✦ Gut-check reminders that you're not doing it wrong-it's just really hard

✦ Practical insight delivered in a voice that sounds like your funniest, most brutally honest friend

✦ Permission to feel every wild, wonderful, overwhelming thing (without guilt)

Whether you're 3 weeks postpartum, a few months in, or reading this during a 3am feeding in yesterday's hoodie, this book is designed to validate your experience-and make you laugh while doing it. We skip the sugarcoating, throw out the clinical jargon, and speak directly to you-the real, raw, sleep-deprived, still-kinda-glorious version of you.

Why this book?
Because early motherhood isn't just "beautiful chaos." It's an identity shift. An emotional landslide. A complete rewiring of how you move through the world. And while the internet may serve you 47 conflicting answers per minute, this book offers something more rare: clarity, calm, and actual connection.

Perfect for:

✦ New moms who feel lost in the noise

✦ Baby shower gifts that don't suck

✦ Second-time moms who still aren't over the first round

✦ Anyone sick of being told to "just nap when the baby naps"

Reader review highlights:
"It said everything I didn't know how to say."
"Finally, a parenting book that feels human."
"Every new mother should get this book with their hospital discharge papers"

If you're ready for a book that meets you where you are-messy bun, spit-up on your shirt, coffee in hand-this is it.

New Baby, No Manual? is your reminder that you're doing better than you think... and you're absolutely not alone.