Phil Colins, Phil, or as he absolutely insists, PC. Is a less than ordinary man. He has an opinion on anything and everything, and isn't afraid of letting anyone who'll listen know. The problem is, that's all they ever are, opinions! That's all about to change!
After disappointing Beccs, PC's almost, but not quite girlfriend for what he believes may be the final time, Phil thought he spotted Beccs fumbling through her bag frantically searching for the laststraw. Phil is forced to act.
All he really wanted to do was impress Beccs. But now his life, which wasn't terribly organised in the first place, has been tipped into a tumble dryer. And to make matters worse, Beccs is really impressed!
Phil must fight his procrastination and follow through, while at the same time trying to look in complete control. The problem is, any slim semblance of control he has is rapidly being wrenched away.
Unknown to Phil, he has rubbed the fur up the wrong way of three of the fattest, megalomaniac, cats on the planet. And these cats aren't purring anymore.
Will PC lead a revolution towards freedom? Will he get the girl? Will he finally find out who his new flatmate is? Has he unwittingly uncovered a global conspiracy? A conspiracy of total control, orchestrated by the people who really run everything.
Can PC save the world? Or will he be ground under the wheels of the global elite?
