Commander Tess Caputo recruited Chief Petty Officer Harriett Bond to handle logistics-ammo, gear, transport, phones. What she didn't mention was the most perilous task of all: planning the staff Christmas party.
When a single errand spirals into retail warfare-complete with extreme couponers, parking-lot battles, and a rogue feather boa-Harry finds herself conscripted into the most dangerous mission yet: surviving the season without committing a felony.
Backed up (and occasionally mocked) by a team of Tier One operators who'd rather face gunfire than Washington traffic, Harry must battle malls, mobs, and mutinous underwear in a desperate bid to pull Christmas together.
Explosively funny, riotously chaotic, and laced with heart, this holiday caper proves the battlefield isn't always overseas-it's the mall parking lot at rush hour.
Perfect for fans of military banter, found-family, chaos and rants. This novella is Bridget Jones-Meets-Jingle All The Way. My Knickers Feel Weird and Other Christmas Calamities is Christmas gone full tactical clusterf**k.
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