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365 Quotes for a Daily Dose of Dry Humor: Satirical and Sarcastic Sayings for Every Day (Your Daily Dose of Sarcasm and Irony on the Madness of our Wo
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ISBN13：9783985972876
出版社：Lightning Source Inc
作者：Tim Reichel
出版日：2025/10/28
裝訂：平裝
規格：20.3cm*12.7cm*0.8cm (高/寬/厚)
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Satirical quotes for every day
Whether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. However, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutally truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tormenting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings. Dry humor disguised as original quotes
An atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and creates a new perspective. It's not about offending the other person (at least not permanently), but solely about the surprising impulse and the shared joy of a little bluntness. The ultimate collection of satirical quotes
The quotes in this book come from writers, politicians, scientists, actors, artists and other important personalities. In short: from successful people who have achieved great things and developed a passion for sarcastic remarks and subtle jibes. I would like to pass this curious collection on to you. A cheeky quote every day
In this book, each day of the year has its own quote. Although I have assigned each quote to a specific date, this does not mean that you have to follow my pre-selection. You can read the book in a criss-cross fashion and remind yourself of your favorite sayings over and over again. I have also categorized the quotes thematically so that you can quickly find the most (in)appropriate words for special occasions such as birthdays, weddings or family celebrations. A little foretaste 15th January:
"An intelligent man sometimes needs to be drunk to spend time with idiots."
- Ernest Hemingway 11th February:
"In old age, children are a comfort as long as they don't come to visit you."
- Sarah Bernhardt 18th March:
"You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea."
- Gertrude Stein 1st April:
"In our time there is a lot of talk about irony and humor, especially by people who have never been able to practice it."
- S ren Kierkegaard 4th May:
"There may be better air in heaven, but there is certainly better company in hell."
- George Bernard Shaw 27th June:
"There are many people I would like to miss right now."
- Tomi Ungerer 4th July:
"The men of today are also no longer what they have never been."
- Kylie Minogue 6th August:
"Digging a pit for others is exhausting, but it almost always pays off."
- David Herbert Lawrence 26th September:
"The best proof of knowledge of human nature is quiet homicidal desires."
- Frank Sinatra 20th October:
"Silent people become even more boring when they start talking."
- Jane Austen 15th November:
"Gloating is a never-ending source of strength and serenity."
- Frank Billings Kellogg 24th December:
"A family reunion is not only the fault of those who host it, but also of those who do not prevent it."
- Karl Kraus Always a proper saying on hand
In this book 365 mean quotes are waiting for you so that you can pick up a new dose of dry humor and quick wit every day. The next time you want to "surprise" your partner, have a ready saying for your colleague at the office, or you need a little cheering up yourself, you can open this treasure trove of quotes, read a few lines and then hit the ground running with new energy.
Whether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. However, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutally truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tormenting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings. Dry humor disguised as original quotes
An atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and creates a new perspective. It's not about offending the other person (at least not permanently), but solely about the surprising impulse and the shared joy of a little bluntness. The ultimate collection of satirical quotes
The quotes in this book come from writers, politicians, scientists, actors, artists and other important personalities. In short: from successful people who have achieved great things and developed a passion for sarcastic remarks and subtle jibes. I would like to pass this curious collection on to you. A cheeky quote every day
In this book, each day of the year has its own quote. Although I have assigned each quote to a specific date, this does not mean that you have to follow my pre-selection. You can read the book in a criss-cross fashion and remind yourself of your favorite sayings over and over again. I have also categorized the quotes thematically so that you can quickly find the most (in)appropriate words for special occasions such as birthdays, weddings or family celebrations. A little foretaste 15th January:
"An intelligent man sometimes needs to be drunk to spend time with idiots."
- Ernest Hemingway 11th February:
"In old age, children are a comfort as long as they don't come to visit you."
- Sarah Bernhardt 18th March:
"You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea."
- Gertrude Stein 1st April:
"In our time there is a lot of talk about irony and humor, especially by people who have never been able to practice it."
- S ren Kierkegaard 4th May:
"There may be better air in heaven, but there is certainly better company in hell."
- George Bernard Shaw 27th June:
"There are many people I would like to miss right now."
- Tomi Ungerer 4th July:
"The men of today are also no longer what they have never been."
- Kylie Minogue 6th August:
"Digging a pit for others is exhausting, but it almost always pays off."
- David Herbert Lawrence 26th September:
"The best proof of knowledge of human nature is quiet homicidal desires."
- Frank Sinatra 20th October:
"Silent people become even more boring when they start talking."
- Jane Austen 15th November:
"Gloating is a never-ending source of strength and serenity."
- Frank Billings Kellogg 24th December:
"A family reunion is not only the fault of those who host it, but also of those who do not prevent it."
- Karl Kraus Always a proper saying on hand
In this book 365 mean quotes are waiting for you so that you can pick up a new dose of dry humor and quick wit every day. The next time you want to "surprise" your partner, have a ready saying for your colleague at the office, or you need a little cheering up yourself, you can open this treasure trove of quotes, read a few lines and then hit the ground running with new energy.
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