The Zero Rupee Upanishad: Because Enlightenment Shouldn't Come With GST

Tired of buying peace of mind?
Welcome to The Zero-Rupee Upanishad - a brutally honest, delightfully sarcastic guide that teaches you how to live well without paying for it.

Across 15 witty and awakening chapters, designer-philosopher Rajat Akre translates ancient Indian wisdom into the language of the modern Indian mind - the one juggling reels, rent, and existential dread.

Here, the Vedas meet memes, and Upanishadic truths wear sneakers. You'll discover the forgotten art of living simply, breathing deeply, and thinking clearly - all for zero rupees.

• Ancient wisdom, modern sarcasm: Life lessons drawn from the Upanishads, Stoicism, and Zen - rewritten for the internet age.

• Fifteen free upgrades for life: From sunlight to sleep, courage to contentment - each chapter reclaims one natural or spiritual gift you've stopped noticing.

• No gurus, no jargon, no guilt trips: Just humor, truth, and practicality in equal measure.

• A self-help book that makes fun of self-help.

• If you've ever felt trapped in the loop of "buying happiness", this book will make you laugh, think, and breathe easier.

• Perfect for readers who love ironic spirituality, mindful minimalism, or practical philosophy.

• Designed for India's Gen Z and Millennial readers - those who crave meaning without mysticism.

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