A Pirate's Life for Me A Pirate's Life Indeed!

Arrrghh! Have ye ever wondered what ye would do if ye ever came face-to-face with a crew of dirty, rotten, cutthroat pirates? Would ye like to meet a talking sea turtle who just loves to surf and drink Pirate Pop Cola and speaks seven languages? Would ye have the courage to sneak aboard a pirate ghost ship or go up against giant bloodsucking vampire bats? Would ye like to make the acquaintance of a singing crocodile who just loves jazz? What would ye do if ye actually came face-to-face with a drooling, googly-eyed, crazy sea turtle vulture who just loves to eat brains? Have ye ever dreamed of what it would be like to fly among the stars in a hot-air balloon? Do ye think ye would have the guts to go on the Tower of Pirate Doom? Do ye think ye could survive the Tunnel of Pirate Screams? Would ye like to travel aboard the Black Pirate Express into the well of lost pirate souls, spiral your way down into the depths of Pirate Hell, and meet the Devil himself? Do ye think you have the guts to take on Blackbeard in Blackbeard's Revenge?

Have ye ever wondered what it would be like to sail the high seas aboard a real pirate ship? Do ye want to know if pirates actually walk around with parrots/crows on their shoulders, drool, cuss, womp, burp, drink rum, sing songs of the sea, eat fish gruel stew, walk the plank, or walk around on peg legs? Have ye ever wanted to search for buried treasure? Have I grabbed your attention yet? Good! Very good! Then I just have one more question for ye mates: Have ye ever wondered what it would be like to be a pirate? If ye answered yes to this question and it's thrills, danger, and heart-pounding adventure ye has been searching for, then look no further! Boy, do I have a story for ye!

A Pirate's Life for Me: A Pirate's Life Indeed is about a nine-year-old boy who wants nothing more than to be a pirate! That nine-year-old boy's name is Thomas Patch! If ye thinks ye has the moxie, then tag along with Thomas Patch on his thrilling, heart-pounding, adventurous journey in search of Blackbeard's lost treasure of gold! In the story, Thomas Patch comes face-to-face with Scar! The dirtiest, rotten, cutthroat pirate to have ever sailed the high sea! Scar captains a crew of highly dysfunctional pirates! They are far from being dirty or rotten to say the least! Accompanying Thomas Patch on his amazing journey in search of Blackbeard's lost treasure of gold are two funny, dysfunctional pirates from Scar's crew known as Stix and Tubby; a talking sea turtle named Simon who just loves to surf and drink Pirate Pop Cola and speaks seven languages; Wellington, Simon's trusted guardian; and a crotchety and cranky old crow named Robear who wears pajamas and loves to watch Steinfeld! I have come to really love all these characters over the last twenty-seven years! I hope as you read along, you will come to love them too! Enjoy the adventure and happy reading!