Sleigh Interdiction: How the President Tried to Deport Christmas

Sleigh Interdiction: How the President Tried to Deport Christmas
by Shannon Meade, JD, LL.M

Political satire. Dystopian fiction. Institutional thriller. Legal and government fiction.

What happens when the U.S. government decides that Santa Claus is a national security concern?

In Sleigh Interdiction: How the President Tried to Deport Christmas, a darkly intelligent work of political satire and dystopian fiction, a familiar holiday tradition collides with the full force of modern government bureaucracy, surveillance culture, and fear-driven policy.

Each year, an unidentified airborne object enters U.S. airspace from the Arctic.
It has done so for centuries.
It has never harmed anyone.
It has never deviated from its route.

This year, someone decides that "always" is no longer an acceptable answer.

Told through classified briefings, interagency memos, legal reviews, press strategy sessions, and emergency policy meetings, Sleigh Interdiction follows the transformation of a benign anomaly into a designated threat. What begins as a routine compliance review escalates into surveillance operations, historical threat modeling, labor and trafficking investigations, and the drafting of rules of engagement.

At the center of the story is Colonel Mara Vance, a government lawyer trained to identify constitutional overreach before it becomes policy. As she watches the system turn suspicion into certainty, and caution into escalation, she discovers that dissent is not punished loudly-but managed quietly.

This novel explores how modern institutions operate when fear enters the file:

Government overreach justified as "fairness"
Surveillance framed as public safety
Borders weaponized against tradition
Historical precedent rewritten to authorize action
Messaging strategies designed to neutralize dissent
Bureaucratic language used to launder moral responsibility

No conspiracy is required.
No villains monologue.
Every step is reasonable. Procedural. Defensible.

That is what makes it frightening.

As the internal machinery accelerates, the outside world reacts. Families gather. Churches fill. An emergency Mass is held at the Vatican. But inside the system, charts replace people, and the word threat begins to do real work.

Written by Shannon Meade, JD, LL.M, a criminal defense attorney and legal scholar, Sleigh Interdiction draws on real-world knowledge of how law, policy, and government institutions actually function.

This is not a comedy about Christmas.

It is a novel about fear-based governance, institutional momentum, civil liberties erosion, propaganda, borders and belonging, and the quiet silencing of dissent.

Fans of political dystopian fiction, legal thrillers, bureaucratic horror, and dark satire will recognize the language immediately.

Comparable to Catch-22, Dr. Strangelove, and The Trial, Sleigh Interdiction is a disturbing, timely novel for readers who want fiction that exposes how power actually works.

You may laugh.
You may feel uneasy.
By the end, you will recognize the process.

And that recognition is the point.