You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a b
What happens on the pitch is only half the story. Being a footballer is not just kicking a ball about with twenty-one other people on a big grass rectangle. Sometimes being a footballer is about accid
**Winner of the 2018 Telegraph Sports Book Awards Sports Bestseller of the Year**'Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern
