My Substitute

Something wicked this way comes for Lola and her super friends!Join Lola and her quirky and hilarious super club of crocodiles, sharks, dinosaurs (in undies), skeletons, and her cat Hot Dog, for a dea

Something wicked this way comes for Lola and her super friends!Join Lola and her quirky and hilarious super club of crocodiles, sharks, dinosaurs (in undies), skeletons, and her cat Hot Dog, for a dea

Life has never been worth living for Charisse before her father died. After three attempts to kill herself were unsuccessful, she makes a deal for release from hell on earth, with one of the people wh

When Mr. Granite falls ill, A.J. and the gang endure a wacky week with a perpetually cheerful substitute teacher who wears a clown costume, uses hand puppets to talk, and uses magic tricks to saw stud

Sixth grade is just out of this world! Susan Simmons can tell that her new substitute teacher is really weird. But she doesn't know how weird until she catches him peeling off his face -- and realizes

Zack's new substitute teacher seems kind of odd. And she is rather hairy. And get this, her name is Mrs. Wolfowitz! But is she really a werewolf? Or just one very weird lady who happens to like the ta

Thoroughly modern and atypically witty, Prudent Advice for My Baby Daughter overflows with insight that is occasionally time-honored (There is no substitute for baking soda), sometimes tactical (Anyt

I can never remember my dreams, so Mr. Yourgrau’s stories are a pretty good substitute.” David ByrneBarry Yourgrau’s imagination makes critics reach: Fellini? Kafka? Freud in a funny hat? Yourgrau is

A Complete Guide to Substitute TeachingHow to Find Work, How to Get Paid Top DollarsBefore having my first born I worked at a daycare for five years, I have an associate degree in psychology. After my

An exuberant, hilarious picture book about a substitute reindeer and the trouble she causesRudolf the reindeer was lying in bedWith a runny red nose and an ache in his head."I'm sorry," he groaned. "I just can't pull a sled.You'll have to ask my sister Ruby instead."It's the night before Christmas and Rudolf is sneezing his little red nose off. So Santa needs another reindeer to help pull the sleigh. Rudolf's sister Ruby is a little reindeer who always finds herself in big trouble. Will she find a way to be on her best behavior, or will she bring chaos to Christmas Day?

This book represents the interests and attitudes, the information, and the philosophy that define my work and career as it has evolved over the years. Not written as a substitute for any of the many t