TELL THE TRUTH:
Have you ever picked your nose? Have you ever picked your nose and eaten it? Have you ever picked your nose, eaten it, and, doing so, opened a portal to a world run by pirates?
Mabel Jones has.
Mabel is kidnapped and forced to serve aboard The Feroshus Maggot with the strangest crew you’ll ever meet. And the captainan odious wolf named Idryss Ebenezer Splitwon’t let her go until she helps the pirates unlock the treasure they seek.
Mabel’s voyage takes her across The Greasy Pole of Certain Death, into the belly of a whale, and underground to a decrepit crypt. And she does it allin pajamas!
Read on if you dare. You are promised a most unlikely adventure.
