White Trash Mysteries: The Maples' Memoires

Are you tired of reading about depressing news every day? Are current events getting old? Have you ever been so depressed that you just sat down and scrolled down Netflix or YouTube looking for anything which would be a break from reality? If so, maybe this will be the break from reality that can take your mind off of depressing and angering issues for a few minutes. There is no way any of this touches base with reality.
Billy Bob Maples and his sister / wife Suzi Mae moved from their farm in Coonskin County to a trailer park after Billy Bob was diagnosed with the Flu. They understood this life threatening virus of magnanimous proportions would only bring pain and suffering upon the Maples' family. The only real relief could be found in cutting overhead and scaling down to a smaller residence closer to family.
The events in this book in no way touch base with reality to the best of the author's ability. They are merely a distraction from the cares of life through the events of a fiction hillbilly family void of common sense and education.
Included in this book is the original "White Trash Dynasty" so people can get the full effect of worthless humor of no earthly value whatsoever.
This is a fantasy fiction work and any resemblance to persons or places known is beyond a mere coincidence, and a crying shame. These are merely the compiling of stereotypes and things many used to laugh about before everyone was offended by everything.
This book should be read with a backwoods Tennessee, Kentucky, or Arkansas accent.
Words are spelled as pronounced and not grammatically correct.
The author does not condone anything immoral or illegal.
If you are easily offended it would be best to avoid this work.