Security - Book 1

In the chaotic heart of Eddenport Spaceport, two out-of-work ninja sisters-Reina and Kira-take the most unexpected job of their lives: security guards. Not just any security guards, though. Undercover ones, blending in with the crowd in a rotating circus of disguises: geishas, tourists, space nuns, even sandwich vendors. Their goal? Spot trouble before it knows it's trouble and drop it like a hot rock before anyone starts screaming.

Armed with sarcasm, impeccable reflexes, and the kind of sisterly bond forged through years of sparring and shared laundry disasters, the duo bring crime to its knees-sometimes literally. Along the way, they make friends, outsmart crooks, dismantle smuggling rings, stop riots, and even host tea parties with warrior-poets who quote Confucius and Dr. Seuss.

But spaceport life isn't all tranquil koi ponds and bad disguises. Mysterious ships, bureaucratic nonsense, and shady power players lurk around every gate. When a strange anomaly appears on the scanners, Reina and Kira must level up their game-and train the next generation of decoy defenders-to keep Eddenport from plunging into chaos.

Hilarious, fast-paced, and unexpectedly heartwarming, Security is a martial arts comedy of sisterhood, misdirection, and absolute mayhem... in all the best ways.