My Dog Ate My Homework...

There are some stories you read and immediately know: "This definitely didn't happen."

Then there are the stories in this book.

Absurd? Absolutely. Impossible? Questionable. Delightfully ridiculous? Without a doubt.

Welcome to a world where pets do the extraordinary, where logic politely steps aside and lets imagination take the wheel (and sometimes the leash). It all started, as these things often do, with a chewed-up maths assignment and a dog who, through a curious series of events involving a debate team, a lost tennis ball, and an emergency biscuit summit... became Prime Minister.

What followed were tales of sky carnivals, secret squirrel societies, haunted hampers, and sandwiches so powerful they could warp time itself.

This is a collection of those tales. Of Max-part-time snack thief, full-time hero-and his ever-expanding world of magical mayhem, noble nonsense, and canine courage.

Some say these stories are too silly. Some say they're clearly made up.

Max says, "Woof."

So turn the page. Lean in. And prepare to believe in the barkingly unbelievable.

Because once your dog's eaten your homework, anything can happen.

Description

What if your dog didn't just eat your homework-but accidentally launched a career in politics, solved cosmic sandwich crimes, and once judged a karaoke competition that nearly collapsed the multiverse?

My Dog Ate My Homework... and Then Became Prime Minister is a collection of absurd, delightful tales starring Max, a dog whose adventures defy reason, rewrite reality, and usually involve biscuits. Perfect for readers of all ages who believe in the power of imagination, a good belly rub, and that sometimes the best leaders walk on four paws.