The Museum of Failures: We came. We saw. We fucked up.

What happens when humanity reaches the end of the road, realises it's been driving in circles, and wonders if we've just missed the exit? Meet the narrator, a disillusioned philosopher on a quest to catalogue the spectacular mess we call civilisation. Paired with his sharp, sardonic canine companion, Bris, they wander through the Museum of Human History - a dusty warehouse dedicated to humanity's greatest mistakes. From war and plastic waste to existential musings and philosophical rants, this book is a deep dive into a species that can't decide if it's brilliant or utterly doomed.

With witty banter, biting humour, and a dog that might just be smarter than the average person, The Museum of Failures explores the contradictions, absurdities, and little moments of genius that make us both laugh and despair. Will we ever learn from our mistakes? Probably not. But at least we're good at failing - perhaps it's time we start celebrating that.

If you're tired of the same old inspirational nonsense, this is your wake-up call. Grab a ticket to the museum, and enjoy the tour. It's free... but it might just leave you questioning everything.