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A manifesto written for those who don't know what a manifesto is. America is dying, and 2026 marks the 250th anniversary of America, and the average duration of an empire. There are solutions, and it doesn't have to be boring or dry. I will make you think and laugh. And I'll prove that even a fat, balding, old guy who shits his pants when he farts can possess wisdom and creativity. I will prove that I should be in Congress and not sitting at home yelling at my TV. This book should be used as a text in colleges and universities. It is a staple along with "We are Evolved Microbes that Walk Upright and Wipe our Butts, ." my first manifesto.
