Musical Resort: Colonizing Blorchan-9 Omnibus Trilogy

Three books. One planet. A satirical sci-fi saga of fandom, colonization, and survival.

On the primitive world of Blorchan-9, the arrival of Captain Verya Voidfang's devoted gray alien fans sparks chaos, comedy, and cultural upheaval. What begins as a single resort built in her honor quickly escalates into a battle for identity, loyalty, and the future of an entire society.

Book One - The Fan: Jeowarf, a gray alien obsessed with Verya's music, builds a resort to lure her to Blorchan-9. But the native Glumb Globs, led by Liam, resist the invasion of fandom and spectacle.

Book Two - The Pie Pastry Treat: Jordan betrays his people, introducing them to vending machine snacks that become a satirical weapon of assimilation. As pie pastries spread, elders and hunters alike fall under the resort's influence.

Book Three - Matter of Liam: Armed with elemental gems, Liam fights back against Verya's concert-only to be captured, exiled, and forced to confront his place in a galaxy reshaped by consumer culture and celebrity worship.

From chaotic kitchens to cosmic concerts, from snacks to exile, the Musical Resort: Colonizing Blorchan-9 Omnibus Trilogy delivers pulp-style adventure with biting humor and cult-classic energy. Maxwell Hoffman's saga is perfect for readers who enjoy quirky space opera, satirical social commentary, and stories where fandom itself becomes the ultimate colonizer.