Let the Ghost of Gold Digger Pride guide you through the tragic psychology of modern dating - where men ask you out, expect you to pay, and still want to go home with a souvenir. This book is part savage rhyme, part illustrated roast, and 100% the funniest luxury gag gift you'll ever give (or get). Inside? You'll find glorious full-color illustrations, brutal truth bombs, and rhymes like: "He wanted your time, your looks, and more, Didn't want to pay - then tried to score." Or this classic from the closeted-gay Honda-driving beta file: "He wants thin and pretty - but also you to pay, Is he a masculine man... or just closeted gay?" Or this classic. Because he wants the beauty, grace - not the spend! The look of a Barbie with the cost of a friend. And when the ghost is done showing you every pathetic reason they use the word "gold digger"? She hands you poetic comebacks so sharp you'll hear his ego pop from across the table. This isn't just a book - it's a celebration. A survival guide. A roast in rhyme and designer heels. Give it to your bestie. Your sister. Your coworker who just had a Tinder date ask if she'd Venmo him half. Because when a man calls you a gold digger, dear... It's just broke code for "She's out of my league.
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