So Ya Wanna Get a Tattoo? In my day tattoos were for Tramps, Sailors, and Pirates: In My Day Tattoos Were for Tramps, Sailors, and Pirates: In My Day

SO YA WANNA GET A TATTOO? - A BRUTALLY FUNNY GAG GIFT FOR ANYONE THINKING ABOUT GETTING INKED (OR ALREADY REGRETTING IT).

Meet Grandma Ghost - the sassy, slightly buzzed Ghost of Tattoo Regret. She's here to take you (or your impulsive friend) on a hilarious, rhyme-filled ride through 20+ reasons you might want to rethink that "deep" quote on your ribs or Chad's name on your hipbone.

This is not advice.

It's a roast.

So Ya Wanna Get a Tattoo? is a fully illustrated humor gift book told in savage rhymes, calling out bad ink decisions, fading trends, and permanent mistakes with unapologetic comedy. Equal parts hilarious and horrifying, this bold little book delivers tough love for anyone who's ever considered getting tattooed - or already wishes they hadn't.

Inside, Grandma Ghost dishes out biting wisdom on topics like:

- Tattoo trends that didn't age well

- Bad placements and worse decisions

- Wedding day disasters and dress-code disasters

- Fading, sagging, and ink-related tragedies

- Laser removal pain and the price of erasing Chad

Perfect for:

- Anyone considering their first tattoo

- People with full sleeves and full regret

- Parents hoping their kids don't ink up flawless skin

- That one friend who got cursive lettering and swears it changed their life

Whether you're 18 and impulsive or 58 and still blaming your ex for that questionable dolphin on your thigh, this book is for you.

A hilarious gag gift.

A savage coffee-table conversation starter.

The ultimate "please don't do this" present for your kid, niece, roommate, or best friend.

So Ya Wanna Get a Tattoo? won't stop you from getting inked -

but it will absolutely make you laugh before (or after) you do.