Business 101 While You're Doing Your 1's and 2's

When most people think of a business book, two things come to mind:

1. "Cool, I'm going to learn something useful."

2. "Ugh... this is going to be boring as hell."

If you're like me, it's usually the second one.

I've spent my career in industries that were mostly male-dominated,

and I've met two types of people:

- The ones who treat business books like the Bible.

- The ones who'd rather scroll TikTok, watching skateboard

fails and golden retrievers doing laps in pools.

And honestly? I get it. Reading can feel like homework.

That's why this book exists.

This isn't your boring, jargon-filled, "must-take-notes" kind of business

book. This is for people who hate business books. People who think,

"If I wanted a lecture, I'd sit through a meeting that should've been an

email."

This book is a bathroom-read, short-attention-span-friendly, laugh-

out-loud guide to starting, running, and growing your business as an

owner, manager, or employee. It covers marketing, sales, money hacks,

reviews, and advice, all without putting you to sleep.

So, if you want a business book you might actually finish (and maybe

even learn something from), welcome. You've finally found it.