Tim Archbold

一天，Jake拿著網子想到河邊撈魚，無意間在石頭旁邊發現了一個很像鱷魚眼睛的東西，大家都好奇的圍觀，希望可以看到鱷魚被抓的景象，但沒想到失望了--抓到的只是一個棒球。真的是Jake看錯了嗎？還是真有鱷魚呢？

Tilly長的越來越高，床睡不下、浴缸也容不下、喜歡的男生也比她矮、最糟的是連她最喜歡的芭蕾也跳不下去…她變的討厭自己！後來老師想到了一個好點子，讓她去參加運動比賽，沒想到Tilly果然發揮專長獲得好成績，大家都為她歡呼，她對自己的身高也引以為傲！

小女巫Batty Betty的魔杖總是令她事與願違，可憐的貓咪，一下變綠色、一下變紅色、一下又變成條紋，當她想暫時忘掉傷腦筋的魔杖，乘著掃把飛向黑夜的天空，你猜，她的貓咪會變成什麼顏色？

一隻鳥受夠了雨天，他決定要飛到南方有太陽的地方。飛呀飛呀…雨停了，他以為自己已經到了南方。過了不久又開始下雨，他又出發尋找南方。就這樣，他飛過了好多地方，最後回到自己的巢，就算下雨，還是自己的巢最好！ 改變環境不如先改變自己；金窩銀窩不如自己的狗窩。

Hamish是家裡最小的，雖然大家都疼他，但是他從來沒有屬於自己新的東西，衣服、床、電腦、腳踏車…都是哥哥姐姐用過的。他極力想要尋找只屬於自己的東西，最後終於發現了自己的影子--可以隨心所欲變成各種他想要的樣子！ 了解自己，找出自己的優點與獨特性，就可以快樂做自己！

Michael的學校舉辦氣球飛行比賽，看誰的氣球飛的遠，每個氣球上面都有一張明信片，請撿到氣球的人寄回來。比賽開始了，Michael的氣球卻越飛越低，他以為自己的氣球一定飛不遠，沒想到這個氣球卻經歷了一段神奇的長途旅行，最後Michael的氣球是飛的最遠的呢！

Gino與他滿載椰子的驢要進城去。他問一個也要到城裡的男孩到城裡有多遠，男孩回答「如果你走的快，就會慢一點到；如果走得慢，就會快一點到。」Gino想，這男孩是個傻瓜，走的快當然會早點到囉！於是他加快腳步趕路，沒想到椰子卻掉了一地，Gino還要花加倍的時間撿回來。好不容易到了目的地已經天黑了，卻見男孩早就到了，Gino這才了解男孩說的果然沒錯！~就是所謂的『欲速則不達』！

Pig和Piggie深愛著對方，但卻無法結婚，只因為Piggie的老爸要他嫁給一隻會飛的豬，但是豬怎麼會飛呢？Pig想盡辦法做了一對翅膀，卻摔得鼻青臉腫。一隻乘著熱氣球的牛幫助了這對恩愛的豬，他們一起到了月球共築愛巢，過著幸福快樂的日子！

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