All is quiet in the countryside on a perfect summer's afternoon when out of the blue... Bang! And then Pop! And then Poop! And then Parp! Someone's broken the silence - but who's going to own up?
The most beautiful girl in the whole of the school is Lucinda Belinda Melinda McCool—but Lucinda Belinda feels it is her duty to guide all her friends in the subject of beauty. Lucinda becomes the sco
