●愛爾蘭劇作家 Neil Sharpson 精心打造的搞笑冷知識型繪本,讓大小讀者都會愛不釋手。●《紐約時報》暢銷插畫家、凱迪克獎得主 Dan Santat 生動繪製,每一頁都令人驚嘆!你有沒有發現,魚整天都待在水底下?搞不好牠們在那邊偷偷計畫著什麼也說不定。甚至有「一群魚」的地方竟然被叫作「學校」?牠們到底在學什麼?趕快打開這本繪本查個水落石!不過在調查的過程中請記得,無論發生什麼事,都不要相信魚!這本書由一位超級可疑的敘述者帶你一路吐槽到底,講一堆聽起來好像是真的、卻又讓人狂笑不止的「魚事實」,讀完你可能會懷疑,你家的金魚...真的只是金魚嗎?An absurdly laugh-out-loud funny picture book about the villainy of fish, illustrated by National Book Award-winning creator Dan Santat"A ribald and uproarious warning to those unschooled in fishy goings-on." —Kirkus, starred reviewONE OF SLATE'S 25 GREATEST PICTURE BOOKS OF THE PAST 25 YEARSONE OF BOOKPAGE'S TEN BEST BOOKS OF THE YEARA BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR: New York Magazine, NPR, Chicago Public Library, Smithsonian Magazine, Libby, Kirkus, Publishers Weekly, Publishers Lunch, BookPage, Booklist, School Library Journal, Book Riot, BCCB, Imagination Soup, Parent Map, The Children's Book Review, EBSCO NoveListWhy, dear reader, must you NEVER EVER trust fish?1) They spend all their time in the water where we can’t