Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

A hilarious re-imagining of the heroes of the Old Testament for a modern worldA-and the neurotic, demanding reader.

In the beginning...there was humor.

Sure, itA's the foundation for much of Western morality and the cornerstone of world literature. But letA's face it: the Bible always needed punching up. Plus, it raised quite a few questions that a modern world refuses to ignore any longer: wouldnA't it be boring to live inside a whale? How did Joseph explain MaryA's pregnancy to the guys at work? Who exactly was the megalomaniacal foreman who oversaw the construction of the Tower of Babel? And honestly, what was CainA's problem?

In Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!, Jonathan Goldstein re-imagines and recasts the BibleA's greatest heroes with depth, wit, and snappy dialogue. This is the Bible populated by angry loners, hypochondriacs, and reluctant prophets who fear for their sanity. Basically, a Bible that readers can finally, genuinely relate to.