The Great Dog Bottom Swap

The day has arrived for the Dogs' Summer Ball. The event is so high class in fact, that each dog must remove their bottom before they are allowed inside the hall. But in the middle of all the frivolity something unexpected happens and the dogs have to make a hasty exit . . . with or without the correct bottom.

Shortlisted for the 2009 Roald Dahl Funny Prize

狗狗換屁屁
來參加狗狗夏日舞會的狗狗們，應主人要求將屁屁先取下掛在門外，結果一場意外的火災，狗狗逃命的時候，只能在黑暗中胡亂摸索，也不知道拿到的屁屁是不是自己的。所以故事的最後，作者說，這就是為何現在狗狗見面都要先聞一聞對方的屁屁，因為他們在找自己的屁屁。(這是一個虛構的故事，至於狗狗為何要先嗅嗅對方的屁屁，這應該是有真正的原因。)