How NOT to be an exorcist in another world

it was a Thursday when life changed for Matt. He was out fishing after preforming a wedding for his ex-wife. What he thought was just a missing kid alert turned out to be an alert that changed his life forever. Portals to other worlds were popping up all over the globe. Matt drives into one not caring about the warnings from the government. Inside he finds a new life orientation center. There he learns that these portals lead to different worlds. After filling out some paperwork Matt is sent to Meirkus. A world simalr to Earth. Only here humans live alongside the races and creatures from fairy tales. He finds himself in a demi-human city called Merk town. There he begins his new life. As a combat exorcist it is his job to fight the forces of evil. Unlike his old life Matt now has the things he always wanted. Like a girlfriend who's an insane goddess. A roommate named Misty who is an elf with a weird hobby. A sentient baseball bat named Bitchfat that he uses to wield his holy power. Together they try and free merk town from the grips of evil demons and a church full of Dicks. In an insane slice of life lit-RPG from author David Knapp comes Matt Knapp discount exorcist. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Or at least shake your head in disbelief.