Dating Disasters Unleashed: 20 Tales of Dating Gone Deranged

Ever thought your worst date was a disaster? Think again.

Welcome to a world where awkward is just the appetizer. In this outrageously funny and painfully relatable collection, Dating Disasters Unleashed pulls back the covers (and occasionally the curtains) on the chaotic, cringey, and utterly deranged world of modern dating.

Told through the snarky, sharp, and slightly traumatized voice of author Lance Blathersby, who may or may not be sipping a martini in a kiddie pool as you read this, these 20 side-splitting tales dive headfirst into the weirdest romantic misadventures ever witnessed.

You'll meet:

The date who brought a third wheel... to a booty call.

• The nudist spiritual healer who forgot to mention "clothing optional."

• The mime who tried to seduce someone using interpretive chicken kabob.

• The ferret lady. Oh, sweet dating gods... the ferret lady.

• The karaoke banshee with the voice of regret and the confidence of that Beautiful Lead Singer.

From surprise picnics crawling with ants to full-blown emotional breakdowns in escape rooms, this collection is a wildly exaggerated love letter to every painfully awkward date you barely survived. It's Sex and the City meets The Office with a shot of tequila and a ferret on your lap.

Whether you're:

• single and swiping,

• married and nosy,

• or emotionally done but still curious...

...this book is for anyone who's ever looked back on a date and thought, "That can't have actually happened... can it?"

✅ Comedic Gold: Told with the wit of George Carlin and the chaos of Robin Williams, every chapter is a high-octane, no-holds-barred plunge into relationship ridiculousness.

✅ Painfully Relatable: These stories may be fictional, but let's be honest-we've all met someone suspiciously like that snake guy or the kombucha evangelist.

✅ Perfect Gift: For the recently dumped, perpetually single, or those lucky enough to be watching the madness from a safe distance. Great for book clubs, bachelorette baskets, or anyone needing a good laugh.

✅ Lance Blathersby: The suave narrator with the soul of a British spy and the dating track record of a sitcom side character.

Grab a copy, pour a drink, and settle in for the messiest love stories never told on Hallmark.
Because dating is hard. But reading about other people's disasters? That's just good therapy.