The offbeat, heartfelt, surprisingly profound affirmations you need to keep your feet on the ground and your head attached--no matter what the world throws at you. I Am Counting My Days (but Just for Fun) is a collection of 200 quirky mantras for whatever you need help with today--some of the weirdest and most wonderful nuggets of positivity and wisdom you've never read. Examples include:
- I have legs to stand on and pots to piss in
- I can have any mind I set my mind to
- I can't stop staring at the bright side
- I'm not putting things off, I'm putting things on
As self-proclaimed podunk princess LoRae Blackmore (a.k.a. Lana Del Redneck) explains: "I'm affirming the shit out of stuff. I'm transcending, manifesting, all that. . . . I belong on Earth. . . . I am good. My hope is that this book will remind you that you're good too."
