Beano

Have you got what it takes to keep Dennis and Walter from erasing each other from history? It's a week night and you have a sleepover round Dennis's house! It's going to be EPIC!... Is what you thought before Dennis pulled a prank that shut the school down and you were forced to go to work with his parents. BORING!... Is what you thought before you, Dennis, Gnasher and Walter got sucked into a time machine that sent you back in time to when their parents were your age! AWESOME!... Is what you thought before Dennis and Walter messed with the timeline and started disappearing.Can you make the right decisions and get history back on track before it's too late? Find out in this pick your own story, where YOU are the main character!

A hilarious joke book packed with the very best side-splitting jokes.Jumping with jokes and loaded with laughs, this gaggle* of gags contains riotous rib-ticklers for every day of the week - that's 10

A funny official Beano children’s book for all year round – perfect for kids aged 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 – new for 2024!Have fun and dissolve into full-belly laughter all year round with this book!Join Dennis, Gnasher and friends to fill your year with fun and laughter. Each day has a new hilarious prank, silly dare, funny joke, ridiculous would you rather, and much more, so that no matter how boring your day has been, you can always find a giggle within these pages!The perfect gift for any time of the year!

The funniest official Beano children’s book this festive period – perfect for kids aged 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 – new for Christmas 2024!200 jokes to giggle, cackle and snort at this Christmas!Join the residents of Beanotown as they enter an epic festive comedy battle to find the best Christmas joke of all time.Each resident can only enter one joke, but they have LOADS of ideas. Can you help them decide which joke is funniest?Included are:Cool snowman jokes (duh)Rude(olf) reindeer jokes (a dozen duhs)Ho-ho-holarious Santa jokes (well, DUH!)And snow many more!Just try not to pee yourself with laughter – no one likes yellow snow!

Dive into this book full of amazing Beano puzzles!Lord Snooty's Wi-Fi is down and he's at risk of becoming . . . BORED! To save him from such a terrible fate, he's set up a competition to find the best puzzle. And he wants YOU to help him decide the winner!Dennis, Gnasher and the rest of the Beanotown Gang have all knocked their heads together to come up with a series of fun and sometimes ridiculous activities.Which one will you enjoy most? Gnasher's sausage wordsearch, Bea's pongy nappy puzzle or Walter's spot the rule breakers challenge?

Join Dennis, Gnasher and the rest of the Beanotown gang on their mission to combat boredom FOREVER – or at least until the end of this book! Whether you’re stuck at home in the rain or looking for something to do outdoors, this book is full to the brim with over 60 ways to bring a bit of mayhem and a whole lot of fun to every day. Discover a new outdoor game to play outside with JJ, how to make your own pea shooter with Minnie, or build a den with Dennis.

Book 4 in the funniest illustrated series for children – a perfect Christmas present for funny 7, 8, 9 and 10 year old kids – new for 2022!Dennis and Gnasher are back for another adventure.What could possibly go wrong when Dennis, Gnasher and their classmates undertake a risky experiment to create the ultimate slime?EVERYTHING!Join the gang in a race against slime to save Beanotown.

Book 2 in the funniest illustrated adventure series for children – a perfect Christmas present for funny 7, 8, 9 and 10 year old kids!Can a group of ten year old mates (and one scruffy dog) really outwit the most fiendish, cunning adults in the universe and save a frightened friend from the worst fate imaginable?When mysterious smelly footprints lead the gang to the school kitchen, they find themselves in a race against time to save their new best friend. The seasons are changing, and the fate of an entire species lies in their hands … Dennis and Gnasher are back for another adventure. An adventure story, told with funny pictures …

Make a new friend at first fart in the funniest, messiest and smelliest new graphic novel series!

One of the funniest official Beano illustrated children’s books of the year. The perfect gift for Beano fans and kids aged 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11!Get ready to debate and laugh with this hilarious new Would You Rather book from Beano!Join Dennis, Gnasher and friends as they put their numskulls to the test and ponder all manner of weird and wacky would you rather questions.Full of wild decisions and silly alternatives, this book will inspire hysterical conversations for all the family to enjoy.‘Pie Face, would you rather…… win ten thousand pounds but never eat a pie again…… OR owe Dennis one thousand pounds but have ten thousand pies?’

A fun-filled collection of the most mischievous Dennis comic strips from across the decades to mark his 70th anniversary in 2021. These vintage comics are sure to take you on a trip down memory lane a

This mischievous guide contains everything you ever wanted to know about Beanotown - inside you'll find: - Character profiles for all your favourite residents, including Dennis, Gnasher, Minnie and Ba

Classic Beano puzzles not seen since the early 1990s make a reappearance in this fun activity book with a nostalgic twist! Made up of official archive material from the Beano Puzzle Books series, this

Ever wanted to make your own comic book, just like Beano? Now you can!This draw-in activity book has everything you need to learn how to make your own comic:- An introduction and top tips from Beano i

An official Beano drawing book, fully illustrated with spaces to draw on the page – perfect for arty kids, new for 2024!Grab a pencil and draw your very own Beano comic book with this amazing guide!Do you want to draw your very own comic book but have no idea where to start? Then this is the perfect book for you!Discover how to draw Dennis, Gnasher and friends, come up with an awesome story and then learn how to put it all together into an epic comic strip! Plus, there’s plenty of room to practise on the page and create your own comics at the back.

Book 6 in the funniest illustrated series for children – perfect for funny kids aged 7, 8, 9 and 10!Can Dennis, Gnasher and the crew catch Bea in time before Dennis’s parents get home and find out she’s missing?When Dennis’s parents are invited to an adult-only wedding, he and Harsha devise the perfect plan to avoid nagging babysitters: they’ll do it! However, when Dennis’s little sister Bea goes missing, they’ll start to realise that babysitting isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!Join Dennis, Gnasher, Harsha and Rubi as they chase Bea across Beanotown, following the trail of destruction she leaves in her wake.Will they find her before Dennis’s parents get home?An adventure story, told with funny pictures!

Book 3 in the funniest illustrated series for children – a perfect present for funny 7, 8, 9 and 10 year old kids!Run for your lives! A horde of evil vegetables is taking over Beanotown!Dennis and Gnasher are back for another adventure.An army of giant, carnivorous vegetables has sprouted to rule Beanotown! Can Dennis, Gnasher and friends root them out before they fall victim to the attack of the evil veg?!An adventure story, told with funny pictures.

Books 4–6 in the funniest illustrated adventure series for children – a perfect present for funny 7, 8, 9 and 10 year old kids!Can a group of ten year old mates (and one scruffy dog) really outwit the most fiendish, cunning teachers in the universe and, after millions of years, finally make school cool?!When mysterious new teachers arrive to lay down the law at notoriously naughty Bash Street School, Dennis, Gnasher and friends finally face a classroom test they simply can’t afford to fail …Dennis and Gnasher are back for another adventure.An adventure story, told with funny pictures …

Join Minnie, Dennis and the rest of class 3C on an epic adventure as they go on a chaotic residential school camping trip! Class 3C are going on a camping trip! Fifteen unruly kidsOne harebrained plot to get Minnie’s parents back togetherOne terrifying bansheeOne terrible TV show hostNo dinner What could possibly go wrong? Join in the mayhem and embark on a school trip you’ll never forget in Minnie’s hilarious second boomic.

Book 1 of the new official Beano funny illustrated children’s pick your own story series – great for kids aged 7, 8, 9 and 10!Join Dennis, Gnasher and all of the Beanotown kids, and discover what it’s like to become a Bash Street Kid on the best school day ever!It’s your first day at Bash Street School and there’s something strange going on. No, it’s not the boy in a red-and-black jumper carrying a dog as if it were a backpack. Where are the teachers?!In this epic new Beanotown adventure, YOU are the main character. Choose which direction you’d like the story to go in and discover what it truly means to become a Bash Street Kid.

Book 7 in the official illustrated series for children – perfect for funny kids aged 7, 8, 9 and 10!Join Minnie for this next adventure in Beanotown, along with Dennis and Gnasher!Bash Street have made it through to the knockout stages of Super Epic Turbo Cricket European Tour of Mischief for the first time in forever, and due to a case of mistaken identity owing to a rogue Gnasher racing onto the pitch, Minnie has just been made team captain! This should be amazing news, except Minnie’s parents don’t seem to be happy for her . . . In fact, now that Minnie thinks about it, they haven’t been happy in a long while.Join Minnie on her mission to cheer up her parents again the best way she knows how: with a Super Epic Turbo PRANK.Will it work, or will it unearth what’s really going on?Perfect for kids with parents who are splitting up – or just want to read a mega-funny story!

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