Kirk James has used every line in this book. Some of them worked. Most of them worked better than they had any right to. At least one of them started something that three legal teams across two star systems still cannot fully explain. He regrets nothing.
Lines That Work is the definitive romantic field guide from the smoothest pilot in the known galaxy - a velvet-suited, blue-haired charmer who spent years traversing the Drift, encountering new species, and rolling dice in the name of love. Each pickup line comes rated by Kirk himself, with a recommended charisma modifier, detailed delivery instructions, and the kind of earnest strategic analysis that can only come from a man who genuinely believes that confidence, commitment, and a decent dice roll can conquer the universe.
He is not wrong. Mostly.
Featuring commentary from the full crew of the Free Range Vag Box 69 - including a five-star endorsement from a Captain who has monetized the results, a spiritual warning from an android priestess who has read the dangerous pages multiple times for research purposes, a soldier who tried one of the lines once and will not be discussing the outcome, and a crewman who supports Kirk completely and remembers everything very well - Lines That Work is equal parts romance manual, comedic memoir, and love letter to the chaos of found family.
Whether you're navigating the social complexities of The Hub, charming your way through an alien encounter, or simply trying your luck at the cantina on a Tuesday, this guide has a line for the moment, a modifier for the math, and a Kirk James pep talk for the soul.
Roll a 16. Deploy the stare. Trust the process.
A humor title from Misfit Pages. Originally developed during the Starfinder tabletop campaign "Free Range Pumpkins in Space."
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