67: Say Less: Teen Slang, Translated for Parents

Your teenager is speaking a language you helped pay for and cannot understand. This book fixes that.

Inside are sixty-seven words your kid is actually saying - in the group chat, in the hallway, in the passenger seat of a car you are still making payments on. For each one:

• The plain meaning, in one sentence a grown-up can use
• A real example, heard in the wild
• Where it came from
• A note on precisely what will happen if you try to say it yourself (nothing good)

From rizz to skibidi to delulu to the number that means absolutely nothing, it is a field manual for the modern parent - no lectures, no panic, funny but never cruel. The companion to the 67: Say Less app.

The ideal gift for confused parents, aunts, uncles, teachers, and anyone who has ever nodded along to a sentence they did not understand.