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Have you got what it takes to keep Dennis and Walter from erasing each other from history? It's a week night and you have a sleepover round Dennis's house! It's going to be EPIC!... Is what you thought before Dennis pulled a prank that shut the school down and you were forced to go to work with his parents. BORING!... Is what you thought before you, Dennis, Gnasher and Walter got sucked into a time machine that sent you back in time to when their parents were your age! AWESOME!... Is what you thought before Dennis and Walter messed with the timeline and started disappearing.Can you make the right decisions and get history back on track before it's too late? Find out in this pick your own story, where YOU are the main character!

A hilarious joke book packed with the very best side-splitting jokes.Jumping with jokes and loaded with laughs, this gaggle* of gags contains riotous rib-ticklers for every day of the week - that's 10

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A funny official Beano children’s book for all year round – perfect for kids aged 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 – new for 2024!Have fun and dissolve into full-belly laughter all year round with this book!Join Dennis, Gnasher and friends to fill your year with fun and laughter. Each day has a new hilarious prank, silly dare, funny joke, ridiculous would you rather, and much more, so that no matter how boring your day has been, you can always find a giggle within these pages!The perfect gift for any time of the year!

The funniest official Beano children’s book this festive period – perfect for kids aged 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 – new for Christmas 2024!200 jokes to giggle, cackle and snort at this Christmas!Join the residents of Beanotown as they enter an epic festive comedy battle to find the best Christmas joke of all time.Each resident can only enter one joke, but they have LOADS of ideas. Can you help them decide which joke is funniest?Included are:Cool snowman jokes (duh)Rude(olf) reindeer jokes (a dozen duhs)Ho-ho-holarious Santa jokes (well, DUH!)And snow many more!Just try not to pee yourself with laughter – no one likes yellow snow!

Dive into this book full of amazing Beano puzzles!Lord Snooty's Wi-Fi is down and he's at risk of becoming . . . BORED! To save him from such a terrible fate, he's set up a competition to find the best puzzle. And he wants YOU to help him decide the winner!Dennis, Gnasher and the rest of the Beanotown Gang have all knocked their heads together to come up with a series of fun and sometimes ridiculous activities.Which one will you enjoy most? Gnasher's sausage wordsearch, Bea's pongy nappy puzzle or Walter's spot the rule breakers challenge?

Join Dennis, Gnasher and the rest of the Beanotown gang on their mission to combat boredom FOREVER – or at least until the end of this book! Whether you’re stuck at home in the rain or looking for something to do outdoors, this book is full to the brim with over 60 ways to bring a bit of mayhem and a whole lot of fun to every day. Discover a new outdoor game to play outside with JJ, how to make your own pea shooter with Minnie, or build a den with Dennis.

Book 4 in the funniest illustrated series for children – a perfect Christmas present for funny 7, 8, 9 and 10 year old kids – new for 2022!Dennis and Gnasher are back for another adventure.What could possibly go wrong when Dennis, Gnasher and their classmates undertake a risky experiment to create the ultimate slime?EVERYTHING!Join the gang in a race against slime to save Beanotown.

Book 2 in the funniest illustrated adventure series for children – a perfect Christmas present for funny 7, 8, 9 and 10 year old kids!Can a group of ten year old mates (and one scruffy dog) really outwit the most fiendish, cunning adults in the universe and save a frightened friend from the worst fate imaginable?When mysterious smelly footprints lead the gang to the school kitchen, they find themselves in a race against time to save their new best friend. The seasons are changing, and the fate of an entire species lies in their hands … Dennis and Gnasher are back for another adventure. An adventure story, told with funny pictures …

★ 英國國民漫畫《Beano》官方爆笑圖像小說第3彈★ 6–10歲最愛！全彩漫畫 × 節奏飛快 × 笑點密集★ 變裝潛入大作戰！災難指數全面失控★ 《Bunny vs Monkey》粉絲必收，英國No.1漫畫品牌雪怪住進你房間，還超級臭——你會怎麼辦？貝蒂已經受夠了。雪怪不只霸占她的臥室，還把一切搞得亂七八糟、臭氣沖天。當老爸建議她「多出去走走」時，貝蒂靈機一動——乾脆把雪怪一起帶出門，讓牠好好認識一下比諾鎮（Beanotown）的世界！於是，一場「雪怪融入人類社會」的爆笑計畫正式展開。假髮、眼鏡、雨衣、奇怪的偽裝全上陣……但問題是，雪怪的破壞力根本藏不住！每一次低調行動，最後都變成高調災難。比諾鎮，撐得過這一年嗎？滿滿屁雲、翻車現場與荒謬橋段，笑到停不下來的圖像冒險，再次證明——有雪怪的地方，就有災難；有貝蒂的地方，就有超狂創意！Book 3 of the new official Beano children’s illustrated funny graphic novel series – perfect for kids aged 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10Come on a series of wild adventures with Betty and Yeti! Are Yeti’s disguises enough to make them blend in, or will the disasters they cause be too much of a giveaway?Yeti has become a slob – a very STINKY slob that just so happens to be messing up Betty's bedroom and disrupting her peace. So when Dad suggests she goes outside more, Betty decides to make it her mission to get Yeti out of her room and experiencing everything Beanotown has to offer …But can Beanotown survive everything Yeti has to of

★ 英國國民漫畫《Beano》官方圖像小說第2彈★ 6–10歲爆笑首選，全彩漫畫一次看過癮★ 房間災難現場 × 臭味警報全面啟動★ 《Bunny vs Monkey》讀者絕對會愛的荒謬喜劇如果你房間裡偷偷住了一隻雪怪——而且超臭、超亂、超失控——你能撐多久？貝蒂的日常早已不是「整理房間」那麼簡單。自從雪怪成了她最祕密的室友，每天都像颱風過境：東西亂飛、地板黏答答、空氣瀰漫詭異氣味……最可怕的是——大人們隨時可能發現屋簷下藏著一隻毛茸茸的大祕密！但話說回來，有多少人能驕傲地說，自己的最佳拍檔是一隻可愛又闖禍的雪怪？當災難越滾越大，貝蒂和雪怪必須在「被發現」之前完成終極清理任務。只是——他們真的有辦法把這場怪獸級混亂收拾乾淨嗎？滿滿視覺笑點、誇張表情與停不下來的屁雲橋段，讓孩子一翻頁就欲罷不能。笑，是最強的閱讀動力！Book 2 of the new official Beano children’s illustrated funny graphic novel series – perfect for kids aged 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10!Join Betty and Yeti as they create a monstrous mess – will they be able to clean it all up before the groan-ups notice there’s a yeti living under their roof?Life with a yeti secretly living in your bedroom comes with its hazards: the mess is constant, every day is pure chaos and don’t even get Betty started on the smell …But it’s all worth it, because how many kids can say they have a lovable furry yeti for a best friend?Join Betty and Yeti for another year of messy mayhem!"Betty and the Yeti is funny, furr

★ 英國國民漫畫《Beano》全新圖像小說系列開跑！★ 6–10歲爆笑首選，屁雲等級全面解鎖★ 《Bunny vs Monkey》粉絲必讀的荒謬新作★ 內附互動活動頁，邊看邊玩，閱讀力UP！如果有一天，你在房間裡遇見一隻雪怪——而且牠決定住下來？貝蒂還沒搞清楚發生什麼事，毛茸茸、臭烘烘的雪怪就成了她的新室友。問題是，大人們完全不知道屋簷下多了一位「高耗能生物」！只要不被發現，一切都沒問題……對吧？嗯，除了房子、花園，還有爸媽的存款會一起遭殃之外。為了順利「潛伏」在人類世界，雪怪必須學會當個普通人：控制音量、減少破壞、還有——盡量別亂放屁。但友情往往就是從最荒唐的一刻開始。究竟這對奇葩室友會災難收場，還是成為「放屁相遇」的最佳拍檔？節奏飛快、笑點密集，搭配誇張表情與滿版動感分鏡，打造新世代孩子最愛的漫畫閱讀體驗。這是一場從房間出發、笑翻全家的怪獸級友情冒險！Funny illustrated graphic novel series – perfect for fans of Bunny vs Monkey and kids aged 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10. New for 2025!"Betty And The Yeti is funny, furry and fantastic! Hilarious and wonderfully silly, Betty and her Yeti are comic heroes in the making. A brilliant book, and Hugh is a certified comic genius!” – Jamie SmartMake a new friend at first fart in the funniest, messiest and smelliest new graphic novel series!Betty and the Yeti are the best of friends, but Yeti is, well … a yeti, and Betty isn’t supposed to have a yeti living in her room – not that she’s asked! What the groan-ups don’t know won’t

One of the funniest official Beano illustrated children’s books of the year. The perfect gift for Beano fans and kids aged 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11!Get ready to debate and laugh with this hilarious new Would You Rather book from Beano!Join Dennis, Gnasher and friends as they put their numskulls to the test and ponder all manner of weird and wacky would you rather questions.Full of wild decisions and silly alternatives, this book will inspire hysterical conversations for all the family to enjoy.‘Pie Face, would you rather…… win ten thousand pounds but never eat a pie again…… OR owe Dennis one thousand pounds but have ten thousand pies?’

A fun-filled collection of the most mischievous Dennis comic strips from across the decades to mark his 70th anniversary in 2021. These vintage comics are sure to take you on a trip down memory lane a

This mischievous guide contains everything you ever wanted to know about Beanotown - inside you'll find: - Character profiles for all your favourite residents, including Dennis, Gnasher, Minnie and Ba

Classic Beano puzzles not seen since the early 1990s make a reappearance in this fun activity book with a nostalgic twist! Made up of official archive material from the Beano Puzzle Books series, this

Ever wanted to make your own comic book, just like Beano? Now you can!This draw-in activity book has everything you need to learn how to make your own comic:- An introduction and top tips from Beano i

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