「我叫 Finn Hope，今年 11 歲。我的願望很簡單：平安度過七年級。但顯然，命運並不打算放過我。」對 Finn 來說，生活不是在失敗，就是在前往失敗的路上。這本「絕對不是日記」的筆記，記錄了他慘絕人寰的國中日常：•瘋狂愛著獨角獸的妹妹，竟然趁他睡覺時用強力膠在他頭上黏了一個角！•壯碩的惡魔哥哥 Jonah 創下了連續夾他內褲（Wedgies）278 次的輝煌紀錄。•穿著鬆垮的制服、在全班面前經歷尷尬到極點的游泳課，一秒變成全校笑柄。面對接二連三的史詩級失敗，Finn 該如何與他的死黨(完全沒忘的暗戀對象) Laszlo 與搜索引擎 Google，一起把這些糗事變成反轉人生的最強武器？A hilarious new series by bestselling author Phil Earle which introduces Finn N. O. Hope and his life of epic failure! Perfect for readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Loki and Tom Gates. ?Finn just wants to survive Year 7, but his life is destined to be a series of epic fails. It's only Tuesday and his scheming, unicorn-obsessed little sister has already stuck a horn to his head (with superglue) and his properly evil older brother has wedgied him 278 times. And don't even ask what happened at swimming, in front of the WHOLE CLASS. At least he has best friends Laszlo (a hopeless romantic) and Google (ask her anything) by his side as he attempts to turn failure into victory in his very own book th
